The following things made me furious today:
- “Ryan” from Glasgow who claims “Parents don’t influence responsible/irresponsible drinking in their children. Society does.” – yes that’s you imbecile, all children behave exactly the same regardless of parental involvement, that’s why every bloody child drinks exactly the same amount of booze every day. Fuckwhit.
- Ending an email “toot toot” does not make up for the fact your work is really a bit crappy especially considering the amount you are being paid.
- Just give us bloody kettles will you.
- You do not understand the economic crisis, if you did you would not be wasting time writing asinine comments on the internet portraying yourself as a economic genius.
- Tracey ‘Mild Tallent at best’ Emin.
- My god damn self extinguishing oven.